currently engaged in some real deep ebay shit I am gonna find something to buy if it kills me. I want a tablet and I am gonna get that hoe too.

So the lady started to just tell this man vivid details about her affairs and just random stranger hookups and then tells him she hates him,threatens to take his child and never let him see her again, then spits in his face. I am not gonna say there is ever a good reason to shoot someone in the face…But?? She went to far

faithfearsandfantasies:

The Motto…….

azizisbored:

Last night I was on an incredibly boring redeye flight back to LA, but thanks to wifi inflight I was able to get on Twitter and detail our exploits once the whole flight decided to go H.A.M.

Thanks to the RocNation Tumblr (or whoever they reblogged from) for compiling what turned out to be quite…

That Drake album is so dope that I may be willing to fight anybody who tries to hate on it. FLAT OUT

theinternetaccordingtoadrian:

toaster-haus:

He bakes

No One Man Should Have All That Flour

(via deanminifie)

So had a good day cooked for the family and then sat down to watch some football. It was boring but it was just what I needed….

Have you ever wanted a new job so bad that you feel like your current job/s has you trapped. Welp, I am there and I cannot find a way out. In the last 6 months I must have applied for 1000 jobs. I really don’t know what to do. I am a winner by trade and right now I am LOSING…

Headlines…. Make me proud coming next. OVOXO got the juice

Stuck in the age old conundrum
Of trying to figure out what’s for
Dinner. Mexican sound nice but. A quick trip to Penn Station sounds even better